I am grown old and my memory is not as active as it used to be. When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now, and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this, but we all have to do it.
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Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens] (18351910), U.S. author. Mark Twains Autobiography, p. 96, ed. Albert B. Paine, Harper & Brothers (1924).